1. "Hey when you get a second... stop looking at my boobs."
1. 嘿，当你有点空时…… 别老盯着姐的胸部。
2. "Why is every inbred rich guy named William?"
2. 为什么含着金汤匙出生的有钱人都叫威廉。
3. Crew necks are for squares and Mormons.
3. 圆领衫是给"飞机场"和摩门的教徒穿的。
4. I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay.
5 . "You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he is my dad."
5. 你的纹身是想气死你，我爹压根不知他是我爹。
6. There is no luck. There is only work.
6. 运气是不存在的'，工作才是最真实的。
use in my dreams, spiders are always eating my eyes.
7. 因为在我的梦里，总有蜘蛛在吃我的眼珠子。
8. "I guess I am your e Friend Forever."
8. 我猜我是你的BFF（原指Best Friend Forever），永远的破产朋友。
9. Might as well face and I are on our own.
9. 还是面对现实吧，我们要靠自己。
10. "Every thing is big to Han."
10. 对于韩老板来说，任何东西都很大。（讽刺韩老板矮小）
11. With that smile and my bad heart, I'll die trying.
11. 你这嫣然一笑让我想入非非，我定会帮你。
12. Everyone’s as judgmental as me.
12. 大家全都爱吐槽。
13. They're shooting a TV show here, and the back of my head or the side of my boob is gonna be in it!
13. 他们要在这里拍电视剧,我的后脑勺或者半边胸到时候可就上镜啦！
